Brain-Piercing: Extreme Body Piercing Idea

Posted on September 23, 2008
Filed Under Piercing

The times when piercing was considered to be something extraordinary and even scary are gone. We are used to meet people with their ears, noses, eyebrows and even eyelids pierced. But what if I tell you that one can have his brain pierced? An extreme body piercing idea! And this is for real!

They drill small holes in your skull, then pass a metal (gold or silver) ring through them. The trick is that the ring presses the brain tissue and invokes euphoria. The whole procedure is carried under an anesthesia and after the ring is passed, it does not cause any pain.

So they will cut you hair first, then bore in your scull two tiny foramens with a drill, then drag the ring through them with the bent needle. The foramens will be done on your nucha - there is an especially sensitive range of a brain. The ring will easily massage it and keep you in the state of euphoria. The only problem you can face is that you will have to try hard to find a piercer. There are very few persons capable. And the price is $1000 for the whole procedure.

The people who do already have it say that brain-piercing is something less harmful and cheaper than drugs. Doctors say it may cause an irretrievable damage for your brain. But no pleasure comes for free. Anyway, can this become a piercing of the future? A constantly happy brain-pierced nation! How does this sound?

P.S. Please, read my other article about a self-tattoo machine.

Comments

52 Responses to “Brain-Piercing: Extreme Body Piercing Idea”

retardwatcher on September 23rd, 2008 9:35 am

sounds retarded
Leah on September 23rd, 2008 10:16 am

And then we will all want more brains to pierce so we’ll walk around going “BRAIIIIIIIIIINS”…

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Alo on September 28th, 2008 1:37 am

There is also the risks of infection. I say risks instead of risk, because making an open hole through the skull compounds it by several factors. Anyone who survives a year or more with a brain piercing should never gamble, because they’ve used up all their luck.
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Estamos cada vez más acostumbrados a ver gente con piercings en sus orejas, narices, cejas y hasta párpados, por no hablar de otros sitios más íntimos, pero… ¿qué tal un piercing en el cerebro? Te taladran pequeños hoyos en el cráneo y luego …
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Scott on October 1st, 2008 1:21 pm

That is absolutely DISGUSTING and this person needs serious help!!! I have many piercings and there are some things that NEED NOT BE PIERCED.
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nobody on October 1st, 2008 3:03 pm

FAKE
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* on October 1st, 2008 5:53 pm

- The happy parts of the brain are generally on the inside, like the amygdala.

- No neurologist or neurosurgeon, much less a tattoo artist, is going to find the “happy zone” from drilling a hole through your skull (not “scull” as stated in the article).

- Neurosurgeons already do this in emergency situations to relieve pressure in the brain usually from an expanding bleed in the skull. They’re called Burr holes.

- Very high risk of infection in the last place that your body wants an infection. Meningitis and encephalitis would be inevitable with this. Euphoria, not so much.
www.enchilame.com on October 1st, 2008 6:19 pm

¿qué tal un piercing en el cerebro?…

Yo la verdad que no me atreveria, aunque suena tentador "Brain-piercing: anillos en el cráneo que masajean el cerebro y causan euforia permanente". (nota en ingles)…
Darn on October 1st, 2008 6:28 pm

well it will decrease the amount of idiots in this world.
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hi on October 1st, 2008 8:18 pm

“The foramens will be done on your nucha - there is an especially sensitive range of a brain”
What kind of crack spawned this sentence?
WTF on October 2nd, 2008 12:48 am

This is insane. What will be next?
Javi on October 2nd, 2008 1:43 am

Y si te duermes en una superficie dura y el anillo masajeador aprieta un poco más?
Aporia on October 2nd, 2008 1:48 am

The bad crack known as translation software.
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WtFPhace on October 2nd, 2008 7:01 am

i think ill be sticking to the drugs tbh
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g0o0z on October 2nd, 2008 1:25 pm

Veo muy denso este piercing, preferible una droga de vez en cuando, ¿ardera cuando te bañes y uses el jabón? Espero q no tenga consecuencias en la cabeza del tipo de la foto y sea reversible el asunto saludos.
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Joseph on October 3rd, 2008 3:14 am

LOL i LOVE read peoples comments regarding this sort of thing, misinformation is indeed rife in todays information overloaded society. I will add though that patients who have undergone such skull breaching accidents or surgery for both medical and non medical reasons virtually all reports euphoric type feelings, it is understood that these result from an increase in oxygen levels to the brain. Im not at all sure about brain piercing but why the hell not, i dont fancy it but would seriously consider a bit of trepanation ;o)
Johnny on October 3rd, 2008 7:04 am

looks really really stupid…
Damn Data on October 3rd, 2008 7:36 pm

“Brain piercing”: Trepanation meets body modification…

The squeamish probably didn’t get past the title but if you did then you may want to rethink going any further - it isn’t a pun or a cunning play on words, it is "brain piercing".
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erik on October 5th, 2008 1:23 pm

nice. yeah, nice, very nice. nice. yeah. nice. don’t become bold. nice, yeah, very nice.
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septum on October 6th, 2008 9:44 pm

fabuloso ahora de mente . . .
que tal cuando en cien años sea esto del comun. . .acuerdo
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steve on October 7th, 2008 10:14 pm

WTF
asdasd on October 9th, 2008 2:18 am

Fake!
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Argelia on October 11th, 2008 7:04 am

that is so crazzy!!! LOL
Jake Miller on October 11th, 2008 10:01 pm

Well, you admitted the prank lettering article was a joke–when are you going to say the brain piercing article is also a joke? It is irresponsible to post something like this because plenty of people are not smart enough to know the difference. Is this whole website a joke?
asd on October 12th, 2008 6:20 am

lol! I want one! hahaha
Lexus on October 12th, 2008 7:55 am

bullshit this boddy modification *barin piercing*
u.ú
Bob the Body Builder on October 12th, 2008 11:06 pm

that’s F’ing retarded.
zackthemacknotoncrackdoesnotgivesmackforabigmac(seroiuslythoesthingsaregross!) on October 12th, 2008 11:11 pm

wouldnt an excessive amount of bleeding occur not to mention the realization of just wat a dork you are for having a peice of metal stuck in your brain, unless theres some exTREME exstacy influctuation that resembles some sort of druggie over dose state that enables pure vexation on the body i wouldnt be to sure thats a smart idea. UNLESS you really want it then that would be okay.
admin on October 13th, 2008 12:31 am

No, Mr Miller, this article is not a joke. I found the info on a Russian tattoo website. And again, THIS IS FOR REAL. Some Russian friends of mine say they saw a couple of people with such a modification. And actually, the Tattoo Artists Riot article was not a joke from the very begining. It was after I published it that I knew the truth about Sakai.

And also: NO, THE WHOLE WEBSITE IS NOT A JOKE!
BME: Tattoo, Piercing and Body Modification News » ModBlog » Full Coverage: Links From All Over (Oct. 14, 2008) on October 14th, 2008 8:05 am

[...] [Tattooique.com] So, approximately 9,000 people have sent this to me over the last couple of weeks and, even now, I can’t tell whether the original author is legit in his assurance of the efficacy of his plan: So they will cut you hair first, then bore in your scull two tiny foramens with a drill, then drag the ring through them with the bent needle. The foramens will be done on your nucha - there is an especially sensitive range of a brain. The ring will easily massage it and keep you in the state of euphoria. The only problem you can face is that you will have to try hard to find a piercer. There are very few persons capable. And the price is $1000 for the whole procedure. [...]
Gem on October 14th, 2008 12:27 pm

Lol, I can’t believe people are actually taking this seriously…
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cass on November 17th, 2008 8:07 am

you would most likely die.. period no euphoria just flat out seizure then you die. dumbest idea i ever heard
Eric on January 28th, 2009 9:57 am

Really amazing. But a little bit…
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brenda on March 14th, 2009 4:26 am

this is the most retarded thing i’ve seen yet??? talk about a risk of infection? why would anyone want to do this to themselves. i am a body piercer and i would never even consider doing this to anyone or advising anyone to get this. has no one ever had of m.r.s.a of c diff??